Last week we drew greyhounds in class.
"rudder-tails, the only dogs with bones all the way down their tails"
After a few anxious minutes, the dogs relaxed,
"these dogs cant sit, anatomically"
and so did their owners.
"stick a finger in her ear...Roxy used to moan"
In no time, they were gossiping about dog classes
"wet the kibble, put it in the kong, and freeze it"
and weight watchers
"heres a pound of bacon fer ya!"
while the dogs
"there are 18 different colors of greyhound"
aimlessly flopped around.

"Its a really good distraction from whats really going on"